I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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