We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize