Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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