Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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