I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Shame is for Republicans.
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