I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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