Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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