she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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