I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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