guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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