it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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