he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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