just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
All the doctor said was why
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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