We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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