You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
