His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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