so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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