"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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