You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
People in love make me want to vomit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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