Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Alive.
So much puke
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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