whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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