it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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