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Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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