HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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