BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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