I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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