In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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