I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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