Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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