why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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