David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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