so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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