I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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