we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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