I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
