I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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