I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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