I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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