I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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