i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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