If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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