YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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