dude i'm inner monologue high
I skipped work to stalk him.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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