More tranny stories later!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat