Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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