I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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