i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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