Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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