she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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