Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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