I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
