the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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