im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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