I hate your face
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
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I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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