Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
3 2 1 whiskey
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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