Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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